Dr Fauci is angry

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Give Fauci and inch and he'll take a mile.

It's already an Olympic sport

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Plus you get to thrust.

Q?uaterflash from 1982 Harden my Heart love her Sax [youtube.com]

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Now she's a saxy girl.

Flirting in 1799

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

You look it.

Biden breaks promises too, and that's surprising to some?

guru comments on Jan 23, 2021:

Clown.

No brainier.

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Covid 19

Caesar and Cleopatra on a budget

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

He's making an asp of himself.

There is Murder afoot

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Mister Hitchcock would be pleased.

Almost too dumb to post, and yet I will

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

That's a stretch.

This cat has seen things, horrible things...

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

The cat thinks it's looking in the mirror.

Slightly offensive

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Slightly.

Ain't saying shit, all I know is that Kubrick was one of the greatest directors of this century

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

They look pretty relaxed, spaced out almost.

Old 4chan /b/ prank

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Bad idea! Good prank.

Who wore it better?

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Where do you get em'? LOL

The SAW guy's toilet

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Pay no attention to the jigsaw.

Is the Prez even in the USA right now? Or is this the first floor of his "bunker" in China?

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Everything is fake about this ghost.

..........

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

That's the long and short of that!

If Vincent van Gogh lived in the time of Covid

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

He could use a staple gun.

National Guard KICKED OUT Of The Capitol And Into Parking Garage! [youtube.com]

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

One toilet, two stalls for 5000 men!! Thanks Joe.

Trump Seriously Considers Starting a PATRIOT PARTY [youtube.

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Wouldn't that be interesting.

Twitter Didn’t Ban Child Porn, On Purpose – Tony Odarg – The White Gentleman

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

The sport of kings.

yes after the crooks get in it's ok now!

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

I heard that a can of coke tested positive for Covid, of course the fact checkers are out in force denying it, so I guess it's true.

communism is a mental disorder too!

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Frustrating facts.

President Joe Biden loves Xi Jinping, but not in a good way.

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Looks like Joe is getting sniffed for a change.

Fall of the Rebel Angels Unknown, Ivory, 152.

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Pretty amazing.

Whoever did the finishing touches on these stairs is clearly a sadistic asshole lol

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

What a wanker.

Online learning for dummies...

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

Say what?

The Eskimos sent useless elders out to sea.

guru comments on Jan 22, 2021:

# Pelosi should go with her comrade.

Jason Momoa’s CRAZY MELTDOWN - Wants Trump Supporters REMOVED! [youtube.com]

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Communist.

Yup.. useless as a tit on a boar. FireTrudeau

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Trudeau and Biden could do a double act. One could throw a stick and the other fetch it.

China Joe's infrauduration

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

I thought he was a glove puppet?

Socialism, explained...

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

I guess he'll back out of the woodwork now.

Doctor kit kids toy

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

I would hate to see the lawyer Kit.

Don't eat the heat coin LOL

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

A novel item, to coin a phrase.

Heading to Port to get fired

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

He couldn't contain it.

Thanks, that was really helpful

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Sittin' pretty.

The eggs are not pleased

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

He didn't get the yoke.

I this is real It's pretty f'd up

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

I'll spy back with my old brownie.

It's funny because it's true

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Not many from his 80 million supposed voters. What a wanker.

Biden Addresses His Constituency

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Halo head.

Bad joke! Get it? 🤣

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Do behave.

I see nothing. ☺️😂

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

I know nothing.

Did you hear about the planned assassination attempt on Joe Biden that was foiled last week?

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Joe sniffed him out.

The war pigs are back.

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Expecting more wars again.

Stop it already!

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

You often see that in modern footwear.

I Think We All Agree...

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

She's had work done.

Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube allow incendiary anti MAGA video to remain on platforms- ...

guru comments on Jan 21, 2021:

Nazi Germany all over again.

The tallest tree in Wales had been damaged by a storm and was supposed to be cut down, but chainsaw ...

guru comments on Jan 20, 2021:

Simon is a handy man to have around. Awesome.

This reminds me of a friend of mine who had to ask her husband to cut her out of her favourite ...

guru comments on Jan 20, 2021:

That's a good sign.

A how to.. on how to DOWNGRADE...

guru comments on Jan 20, 2021:

I'm amazed he even has a reflection.

Conservatives begin to turn on Mitch McConnell [youtu.be]

guru comments on Jan 20, 2021:

Good, he's a grub.

Mitch McConnell is a worm. [youtube.com]

guru comments on Jan 19, 2021:

McConnell looks like he was weened on a pickle.

"People will always remember how boring Biden’s Inauguration was compared to Trump’s ...

guru comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Anyone for coke.

An impediment to advancing

guru comments on Jan 19, 2021:

If you don't get angry everyone will walk all over you.

Spoken first back in the 1700's

guru comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Maybe not all of them.

Farage: Republicans who dump Trump are making the 'biggest mistake of their careers' [youtu.be]

guru comments on Jan 19, 2021:

I wonder how long before ISIS is back.

Mount Etna erupts 🌋 Sicily, Italy 🇮🇹 January 19 2021 [youtu.be]

guru comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Looks awesome.

MEDIA BLACKOUT! Look Who Just SWARMED The DC Capitol The Media Doesn’t Want You To See ...

guru comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Where is the MSM on this one.

[facebook.com] think this is true!....

guru comments on Jan 19, 2021:

Looks real to me. "Paid leave" what a joke. Off to jail!!

Hands up, who else cannot stand that little worm Nancy Pelosi?!

guru comments on Jan 19, 2021:

690,000 results in 0.40 seconds.

Anyone else notice how Democratic set designers have carefully staged Joe Biden?

guru comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Lipstick on a pig.

President Donald Trump is 'literally being erased' by social media. [youtube.com]

guru comments on Jan 18, 2021:

The best President ever!!!!

Full English breakfast! What is the traditional breakfast in your countries?

guru comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Toast and Vegemite!!

A moment before drama - she will be pissed. 😅

guru comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Oh, balls.

Or scribble out with a marker. 😂

guru comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Ahead of the times.

Trump had the same vaccination goals as Biden, but media booed him and cheered Biden- ...

guru comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Typical.

The Story Of The World's Largest Covid Vaccine Drive In Numbers | CRUX [youtu.be]

guru comments on Jan 18, 2021:

No vaccine for me.

..........

guru comments on Jan 18, 2021:

Nice.

Biden indicates plans to cancel Keystone XL pipeline permit on first day in office, sources confirm...

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

This is going to be a downhill ride.

Chinese Lockdowns Trigger "Chaos And Panic" At Grocery Stores As Prices Soar 50% [youtu.be]

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Europe has just approved worms for eating.

Start bustling! 😆

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

You nailed it with that one.

Fuck Fauci.

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Doctor Bullshit.

Ready to order, Sir? Adorable! 🥰

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Nice kitchen.

A friend got mad at me for smelling his sister's underwear.

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Oh Noooooooo.

King of lying Dog Faced Pony Soldiers...

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Brain cells needed.

You will die laughing. Wait for it... it keeps going... I am ded. [youtube.com]

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Astounding!!!!!!!

Excuse me granny? can you turn the fuck around?

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Future trapeze artist there, looks like she is still hanging on to something.

Had 2, the amount of pollops removed could fill a truck. Older Sluggers out there?

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Oh shit no.

Remember folks, when caught in an avalanche spit, dig in the opposite direction from your spit

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Better close the windows.

Sadly, it's time for this insane mofo again

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Turned out o.k. in the end.

I am quite qualified to bring you the logic below

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

I know that guy,I have a picture of him in my wallet.

Yeah, no, gonna take a pass here, and I sniff dog butts all day long. just not today

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

There's an opening there but I'm not going to use it.

Kinda want one

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Would be good to use while on the web.

yes! I'm getting reports Martha, can we get a zoom in on the driver that just smooshed 3 cars?

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

He'll be hounded for this but it's the cars fault.

Fatherhood simplified in the year of the Plague 2020-21

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Pornhub 101

Photobombed by useless Humans again, I was just showing off my speed skiils and there they were ...

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

"I'll just adjust the focus".

Behind the dumpster, Ten o'clock

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Oh shit.

Well, I laughed too

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Wood you believe it.

Well, some employee has been hitched more than 5 years

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Covid skeleton shift.

At least he's belted in

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Bearly believable.

Really cool and all, just don't levitate here to the U.S. and take my kids job in tech

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

That's a digital shot:)

Was gonna leave a stupid comment here but you get the picture, make your own

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Lookout he'll snatch your doughnut.

Field Marshall Kot is observing All from his secret lair

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Look into my eyes, your getting sleepy.

Dog's like "get me the away from these furries"

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Lockdowns.

on the surface, a mere mind meld, be very afraid what's gonna happen at night

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Sweet.

Hey!, It's not funny (heh heh) that some Americans are too fat (hee hee) to fit inside a truck ...

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

MedicareHelp.com. O.k.

Well, I assume he was joking

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

I don't think so, he looks like a deviant or a woody woodpecker fan.

One happy Smurf

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

We have blue tongue lizards here in the garden.

Oh, I KNOW I just heard a can pop!

guru comments on Jan 17, 2021:

Would make a good lamp.

Strange friends I've had worse

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Very cute:)