In Crimea, it doesn't end like rhe movies of Hollywood.

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

They bearly made it through the ceremony.

Yup tells me he wasn’t Elected by the people.

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Chalk and cheese.

Bill Gates is now the largest farmland owner in America [marketwatch.

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Evil prick.

no chips?

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

That code should be barred.

Maybe NOT all lawyers go to Hell

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Dizzy thought the kittens were the lawyers lol.

UUHh German showerheads? No offence Krauts but I think I'll tahe a pass

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Made in Turkey.

Why the Fugg Not? I would join them

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Someones tripped on the stairs.

Guilty of having done cringier thingS (on VHS NO LESS)before my firstborn Good Luck and God Bless

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Ah, the open road.

Fuggin hate it when some blonde bitch photobombs my record label shoot

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Hip Hop!

The DMV totally sucks but on the rarest of occasions the stars line up

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Get laid, get stoned and then regret it.

Stunning and Brave I bet the eye color goes from ice blue to brown Diversity!

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Chewbacca 101

Sacred shit, I bet she can cook too!

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Well she sure is on the ball.

Well, it might JUST be fun as hell to tear ass down those planks into the bad guys in a movie ...

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

How do you open the doors?

It's funny when they call my name too

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

On pool night I always put your name on the board and laughed when they called it.

Just so you humans will know, Tribute shall consist of solid white Albacore, a tin of shrimp daily ...

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Dog seems o.k. with it.

Bohemian Rhapsody [youtube.com]

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Masterpiece.

Perhaps oddly spaced (or you might be in Armie Hammers neighborhood)

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Or an elitist Island.

And this is the Democrats choice for President of the USA!!! Waffling, mumbling, stumbling ...

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

What an idiot.

Tourism industry is mostly dead, let;s enjoy the 2020-2021 travel guides

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

People are awesome.

Cleanser....

guru comments on Jan 16, 2021:

Plus I have a flushed complexion.

Canada’s state broadcaster. I say “state” rather then “public” because they hate that.

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Spam in a pan. (groan)

Seems about right

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Pair of pricks!

yes liberals have cancel everything!

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

True!!

Correction, HAD

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Those dogs are foaming at the mouth.

Who else thinks there should maybe be a ban on Democrats?

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Democrats should be banned:)

These are so fuggin dumb but sometimes I'm still 15 (in my head and/or maturity level)

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Mouthin' off again.

VA Secretary Robert Wilkie discusses recent VA accomplishments [blogs.

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Yes, Thanks to President Trump!!!

Discipline.....?

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

https://www.youtube.com./watch?v=rH8hcfhG1Jo

Strange Spiderman bouncy house or parade float (really not sure which)

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

I spied with my little eye.

Yes, His name is Spot

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Gotta' put a full stop to this.

Reality is a cruel mistress...

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Sometimes things get stacked against you.

Have you tried a monkey-tail beard yet? Looks OK actually. 🙂 Yay or nay?

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

You might get hooked on it.

BREAKING : President Creepy Joe Biden is creepy.

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Both are actors.

“Alcohol is always your lover but never your friend.

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

A cheating lover.

Abu-Jack Al-Dorsey😅😅😅

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Hessen Ben Sober?

Twhitler 😅

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

The third reek.

Every single night/early morning. 😆 This is my Jet. I forgive him. ☺️

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Beautiful dog.

I enjoy my own company. 😂

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

I've been like that for as long as I can remember.

And it was in his dad's voice - "Son, I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed..." 😂

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Better than middle finger.

Who posts the worst Dad jokes. Time to vote......

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

I'll ask my dad.

Dream on! 😆

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

It's a start.

Definitely not a waste of time. Bless them... 😂

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

Just as long as they swing past my place later for the rubbish.

I've put my foot in it again! 😅

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

I decide that I'm not going to say something and then I say it. Just an observer sometimes.

This should be added to Merriam-Webster

guru comments on Jan 15, 2021:

A pain in the askhole.

Fake News Demands MAGA Deprogramming – The Continental Daily

guru comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Communist ideas.

Don't Forget: Here's What Leftists Did at Trump's Inauguration - YouTube

guru comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Hypocrites.

Lucky them. 😆 Many actually look very good bald.

guru comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Good point.

Pelosi names Eric Swalwell as House impeachment manager- [zerohedge.com]

guru comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Better get some air freshener.

That's why short people walk tall, me included. 😂 (What excites tall people, I wonder...?)

guru comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Yeah, especially on donkey balls.

And he thinks he could trick her the same way next day. Well, good luck. 😂

guru comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Return text. "O.k. I'll just nick down the pub for some chips then".

Topical...

guru comments on Jan 14, 2021:

I bet that they're both supported by their parents.

Good old Dees more relevant than ever...

guru comments on Jan 14, 2021:

A witches brew.

You wish? 😂

guru comments on Jan 14, 2021:

That's a win.

BREAKING: GOP Rep.

guru comments on Jan 14, 2021:

If successful cameltoe will be in.

How well do you think I did? 🤔🤣

guru comments on Jan 14, 2021:

Ignorance and scum.

Bouaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

guru comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Dumped his body at sea, as if, that's the biggest joke.

A picture is worth a 1000 words

guru comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Hit the flush.

Telegram surpasses 500mn users after Whatsapp's privacy changes | 25mn new Telegram users in 72 hrs...

guru comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Great start!

Canadian BLM Activist and City Council Candidate Mocks Slain Police Officer ⋆ Elizabeth Johnston

guru comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Disgusting reply from a coward piece of shit.

His BEST day became his WORST day

guru comments on Jan 13, 2021:

He has his friends, so all good.

Qanon: JANUARY 8, 2021 MESSAGE FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP CENSORED FROM TWITTER [bitchute.com]

guru comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Erase Twitter.

How To Paint Like A Protester AMEN, AWOMEN, & A MORON 😂 [youtu.be]

guru comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Hilarious and clever.

Heads up all of you WhatsApp users.

guru comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Got rid of WhatsApp here too.

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has been slammed as being far more concerned with his celebrity ...

guru comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Wanker.

Bongino hits back. Rumble sues Google for allegedly rigging search results - YouTube

guru comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Dan is awesome!

Be Careful What You Wish For: President Trump Is Not Scared Of Getting Impeached Again [youtu.be]

guru comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Biden should wish for a dick that would touch the floor then I could get a laugh when his legs fall off.

She's so cute though

guru comments on Jan 13, 2021:

I don't know, they can be pretty scary.

Hope you have tape over that web camera on the top of your computer

guru comments on Jan 13, 2021:

No camera on P.C. but I asked TV repair guy today if there was a camera in my TV, he said no but they listen through the remote and do a data dump once a month but as I don't go on line with the TV it won't matter.

So, Chuck, Did you tell the Capitol police to stand down? [youtu.be]

guru comments on Jan 13, 2021:

Bless this woman.

Sunset over the Florida Everglades

guru comments on Jan 13, 2021:

The sun still has a little bite to it.

Car thief deterrent

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

That looks like my wife's car, your infamous with her for your snake posts.

He missed the ball but set a high jump record

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Wow!!

If you've ever seen the film "Teeth" { or aware of vagina dentata, look it up) , anyway, a response

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Bite me!

This super-duper virus could, potentially, take out a battleship

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

I've got mine you get your own.

It's amazing how they always find that ONE beam of sunlight

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Found this.

It's amazing how they always find that ONE beam of sunlight

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

My dog is great at that!!

This might be a repost but I'm off to Pakistan with my cargo and carry=ons

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Fuku and Fukume.

Yes Miss Landers

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Winners can be losers.

Pence to Attend Biden Inauguration as Trump Bolsters Its Emergency Security – Tony Odarg – The ...

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

What a gross picture.

Tee shirts in 2021

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Brilliant.

Reflection.....

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Nice finish.

Baby giraffe gets to see her favorite baby giraffe

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Cute.

Had an uncle like that, needless to say zero relatives left their kids with them for the weekend

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

She likes it.

Probably could have been phrased better

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Holy crap!!

Australian weather

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Exactly right!!

Welcome to fatherhood

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

That result was carefully screened.

Biden is a clueless chump.

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Chump!

People on the left are mentally insane. It’s laughable at this point..

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Brainwashed fools.

I mean, I like Owls too but these experiments have to stop!

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Who is responsible.

Well who'd have expected blatant hypocrisy & double standards from the twats at Twatter?

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Hypocritical bastards.

This can't be real, if it perchance it is, I'd never use it

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

That's a shit perspective.

I'm not a good ice skater either

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

I see all kids aren't pandered.

Probably NEVER featured at any of my future BBQ'S

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Pinocchio telling porkies again.

It is a vaccine without any side effects. 😂 [news18.com]

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Medicine goes down as profits go up.

In "Human Centipede" dynamics, it's always best to be first

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

The guy in the middle looks like he butted in.

I admire his cruelty

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

What a dick.

Somethings changed

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

So they can make money selling them to you and then again when they fine you for using them not to mention hospital bills. Also dog's logic.

As an ex-Alkie (guess there's not really a thing as ex-alcholic but i digress) I can confirm

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Is that a dog in the hall?

Dog logic.....

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

I wonder if it would be a sound move to shit in his headphone.

Oh shit! the grammar cops are here!

guru comments on Jan 12, 2021:

Do me first I would.