I mean... ho lee fugg... got nothing nasty to say ...but just imagine

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Hirsute beaut.

Starving on a desert isle, which one goes first?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

They would be o.k in the dessert aisle.

Roughly 2 years ago I was in a Burger King and this blind dude walks in, seriously needed the ...

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Just got out of jail.

Dumb Titanic joke

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Probably wants to go down again.

Dumb Snail joke

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

I got that on tape.

What?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

If you want to do it you will succeed of course.

This had to be intentional, right?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

That is an awful building. No wonder the door at the bottom leans to the left.

Corporation can be very disgusting

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Zuckerberg beat you to it!

Even their paying attention, not like some democrat voters

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Couldn't get it and the Pow!!Thanks LOL.

Do you think that would work?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Well I was on the chimney and she was just below me.

Getting soft here. Dog hugs.

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

So I just hugged my dogs and it's like what the fuck but they warmed to it.

Umm well you know....

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Back in the forties my uncle wanted a pony for Christmas. My Grandfather put manure in the stocking and told my uncle that the pony was there but must have got away.

Waking the dead

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

He can't have been dead for long! If he's still getting stiff!

I saw it too (until enlarging the pic)

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Didn't see it till I read it, can't unsee it though.

Oh, we ALL Know this one

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

So this is crowning?

Obviously not the Love of Her Life, she seems unpleased with the results of this....nail file?

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

I think it's a color chart.

Vegan kabob

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Good for them, not for me.

The Great Google Crash: The World’s Dependency Revealed [youtube.

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Very dangerous situation.

Saw this in Stock Trader

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Time to sink or swim.

Breaking Fauci admits to LYING about Covid-19 herd immunity threshold to manipulate public support ...

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Fauci is a phony.

Merry Christmas! 🎄 Have a great day 🥳

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Merry Christmas!!

Merry Christmas Sluggers. Be happy and joyful, it’s the season of giving thanks and sharing.

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Merry Christmas Rick!!

Merry Christmas

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas!

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Merry Christmas to you.

..........

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Joe Biden stunt double?

yea don't screw with joe!

guru comments on Dec 25, 2020:

Not again!!!

Police forced to "withdraw & dismiss" ANOTHER one of our [FightTheFines.

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Good work Avi.

He has had our back do you have his?

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Merry Christmas to you also.

Or done on purpose? 🤣

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Titillating design!

What a year it has been! You lot deserve Christmas presents for making me laugh all year.

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Paw cat! Shit itself.

Bad joke! 🤣

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Ah! My little chickadee.

"People misunderstand one another everywhere." ― Woodroffe to Lama Kazi Dawasamdup (26 May )

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw7RTUEZMyg

20 stories the media got horribly wrong in 2020... [thefederalist.com]

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Only twenty?

This is not fake or manipulated.

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

Great post.

President Trump Begins His SECOND TERM by NUKING COVID Relief Bill!!! [youtube.

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

President Trump should not not concede. Harris/Biden would be a disaster.

they are the experts

guru comments on Dec 24, 2020:

This is crazy times!

Probably the last holiday tune I'll be posting here, and saved the best for last.

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Merry Christmas!!

[youtu.be] Here's the Christmas song exposing the TRUTH of the far left

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Awesome!

"I tried making brownies today for my family.

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

It came from a corn hole?

"I tried making brownies today for my family.

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Shit! I don't know either.

This hole concept is very deep. I shall keep digging. 😆

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Which tool is my favorite? I don't know what to pick or a shovel.

And what is the gift, I wonder? 🤨😆

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

I put on my what?

Oohs, this reminds me of my uni days.

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Do I look bothered?

Biden and Harris

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

No, just passing through on the way to hell.

BornToSubjugate

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

They couldn't subjugate a T.V. Remote!

Do you think there is some truth in this? 😂

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Some farts smell o.k if they're your own. "that smells fairly decent"......George Carlin.

Dad joke! My best friend and I skipped school to go bungee jumping.

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

She broke up with her boyfriend when he jumped but that's o.k I caught him on the rebound.

Yep, better get on with that!

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Cock! How dare you!

I’m going shopping..

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Plenty of money left for cake.

..........

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_wUSHSeS-c

Nancy Pelosi exposes her own shameless hypocrisy with remarks on pork-infused stimulus bill.

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Pelosi is a piece of work.

US news: Hatred for DC percolates after digging through the itemized outrage found in the ...

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Seems like blackmail to me or Quid pro quo.

Our Government is full of egomaniacs, and FOX News is playing along... [redstate.com]

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

Also megalomaniacs.

@LauraLoomer - LauraLoomer - Hidden inside the 5,000-page long Covid-19...

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

This bill is a bad joke.

Generous to a fault.

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

The cheque is in the mail.

Attention America, this is the crap that congress gets paid a lot of money to waste time cranking ...

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

That's right, the covid relief bill a disgrace and a crime!

Just in case you were getting tired of all this MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN stuff, you’ll find our ...

guru comments on Dec 23, 2020:

If it's our darkest days, it will be because of Biden.

Dad joke! 🤣

guru comments on Dec 22, 2020:

It was probably cheap due to a high volume of sales.

Votes by county...hmm...

guru comments on Dec 22, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpXlHDAEAVQ

I'm starting to like this guy less and less. [parler.]

guru comments on Dec 22, 2020:

I don't like him at all.

[youtu.be] In the words of wolverine.". Go fuck yourself Nancy. "

guru comments on Dec 22, 2020:

Pelosi is a low life.

Michigan election official caught telling volunteer to count multiple ballots with same signature ...

guru comments on Dec 21, 2020:

She's a criminal!

Have you ever heard of the Shopping Cart Theory?

guru comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Most times I'm good, sometimes I'm bad.

Wireless mouse

guru comments on Dec 21, 2020:

That's one fat mouse, I smell a rat!

I have lived like this too

guru comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Why do they always sleep with their butt facing you?

Nice display of Polo merch

guru comments on Dec 21, 2020:

Clever.

There may still be a chance of one knight stand. 😂

guru comments on Dec 20, 2020:

It's going to be a long knight.

I saw the light...

guru comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Ah! Some light entertainment:)

Being an adult is all about being busy (even when you actually aren't 😜), telling people how ...

guru comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Just playing with my balls.

I wish this was a joke. [parler.]

guru comments on Dec 20, 2020:

A bakers dozen if you count their evil master.

Here they come

guru comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Remove the head!

Merry Christmas Everyone! [bitchute.com]

guru comments on Dec 20, 2020:

That's as funny as fuck!

[youtu.

guru comments on Dec 20, 2020:

Good report.

Slightly naughty Wrong Number

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G58XWF6B3AA

It’s just me, isn’t it?

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

This dog looks like my dog and she understands everything, just won't do any thing I tell her.

Still looks a little dear (meaning expensive in British English). 😂

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Deary me your right.

A moment captured...strangeness turns into a great dad

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Great pic! Check out the thumb on the big hand though.

To my Sluggers and Sluggettes even you Commie bastard ones, the FBI CIA And all infiltrators, Merry...

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

And a happy new year!!

A bit late but great pumpkins

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Work of art.

Hi there! Just noticed your basement is flooded

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

That story is just a crock or is it see you later alligator?

I only laughed because I have a contract with 2 friends to actually do this and also destroy all ...

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Well it pays to plan ahead.

Had fun with these machines

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

I follow!

Hope I didn't ruin Family Table Game night

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

A bit of déjà vu on this one.

I've read stuff from the "Dark Web" you really don't need a light

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

He's spotted something!

Truly top notch professionals in Graphic Design

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

It's a sign that they are going out of business.

Trump Was Right All along !! Lawyer React To George Papadopoulos on Newsmax [youtube.com]

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

These people should be in jail and not just for six months.

Dude, she sees you as a seat, move on

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Dude likes a warm back or maybe he's looking for some balls online?

Could have saved on student loans, nah, must go to college for non med non science non law

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

They say "Youth is wasted on the young".

I'm kinda tall but WTF?

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Potty training for future mountain climbers.

Love has no boundaries

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuWkVqum6a8

Fukishima exclusion zone Nature Strikes Back!

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Biden rally.

What Waits Beneath...

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

They won't see me here!

One mask for every 10 feet? Never gonna make it up the street. Still, worth a try

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Someones hogging all the masks!

Much like the tons of images I've stolen on this very board, here comes the swipey bird to steal ...

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Low brow humor :)

How Klispy Kleams are made (you don't want to see this)

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Your right! Too late.

Intern versus Boss

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Well he got big.

Umm, you should have seen it, these three guys broke in here but I fought them off

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Bunch of sponges!

Clothing in 2020

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Sorta" burst my bubble.