Ladies? He's still available

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

"You didn't just call me a cow". "Better get back to the herd!" "Tarzan".

Young Frankenstein Putting On The Ritz [youtube.com]

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Awesome movie!!

In March 2020 the streets were actually as empty as that in NYC

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Sorry! I was looking at all the empty streets.

Oh, this son of a bitch, sorry, chuckled here

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Signed Wanker.

My TP Empire is in danger

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Sure are rollin' em' out.

Hey! Remember those Murder Hornets?

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Shouldn't they be green?

I didn't do shit, it was the cat. Oh we don't have a cat?

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

That's a shit door!

A yard of ale

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Got a nice head.

Good

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Beautiful!!

As a wood carver I resent this but the guy was funny as Hell

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Wow that carving is awesome. The guy on the right might have Covid, he's a little horse.

NY State Senator blames gun industry for "killing black America"- [bearingarms.com]

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

He is delusional.

News reporting on crime isn't racist, it's essential- [thefederalist.com]

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Just the facts would be good.

EEOC rules that employers can require employees to get Covid vaccine in order to work.

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

More unemployment.

Please cut down this tree, it's seen too much

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Wood seem that way.

I mean, honestly? How?

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Take a crap right there!

Galaxy brain comment here

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

I think they are harvested not laid.

Thanks for the sign but I kinda noticed...

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Needs a sign on the hump for the hole.

They might be wasting their time

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Better give him a heads up on that one.

Twas never a problem in my 20's, hell even 40's at times

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Needs a shift stick!!

Yeah, not gonna visit, another one up the street

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

End times?

I, at least, have a clear path to the bathroom

guru comments on Dec 19, 2020:

This guy is an amputee or this is photoshoped. Just saying.

Pretty high-Tech mousehole...

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

They have apartments like this in Japan.

Dogs Rule...

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

By anyone, you mean the head waiter!

Viewers Spot Bizarre Occurrence When Needle Plunges Into Nurse's Arm at Televised Vaccination ...

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH35HP_kFAc

..........

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Well that adds up.

I've noticed this meme being used again and again, still find it funny though, here's a Gates ...

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Species dysphoria?

One Million Dollars....sorry, old meme

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Make that one Billion Dollars.

Shockingly a single manly tear rolled down my eye, the Christmas truce of ''14 was a beautiful thing...

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

And a Merry Christmas to you sir.

This is extremely accurate!!!

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

The Man! The Spam!

'Shaking in the Foxhole'

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

"Some people say both sides are the same, the good guys and the bad guys".

hahaha.

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Yes we just love the ads!

Bruce Levell 'optimistic' President Trump will remain in office | One America News Network

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Four more years!! Please....

New video shows you what the left's fantasy of having their own country would actually look like.

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

I think the plan is to join Mexico,USA and Canada into one country.

Can anyone verify if this is a genuine story?

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtdCC87aRqU=emb_logo

Meanwhile in my home state of Pennsylvania.

guru comments on Dec 18, 2020:

When we see the rise of hell on earth it's hard to believe but every day it's getting closer.

Pfizer closely monitoring Alaska health worker after serious adverse reaction to vaccine- ...

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

I would rather take a chance with the virus.

Study: Wearing a used mask is potentially riskier than no mask at all- [thefederalist.com]

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Masks are useless.

Mad Max? Why not? Next few years might be fun

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Playing with trucks.

Well, since you put it that way...

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Don't attempt to change the lawnmower blades with the motor running! (true warning)

Reflection, I guess...

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Love at first light.

Never let a chance to bash President Trump go by the Democrat Party way. [dailywire.com]

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

President Trump is awesome!

As my position in Hell has been confirmed why not post this?

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

And gave me a thick shake.

Gonna take a hard pass, I like crazy but no, naw, no thanks

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

She's takin' the piss!

Tick...tick... tick... tick... tick..

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Doomsday clock?

About to gorge or be gorged upon

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Either way it's stuffed.

Since Satan has confirmed my place in Hell (nice room, no Air conditioning tho) I might as well post...

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Needless to say that is shocking. (Groan)

Probably should not steal from this store

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Butt it's Christmas Hoe,Hoe,Hoe.

LOL, had something similar, Bigfoot cleats, for upstate NY, same Damn joke though

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Oh shit!

I mean, come on, if my last name happened to be Register I would not do that to my kid...

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

He must have been small change.

She's kinda cute though...matter of taste I guess

guru comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Is this a new thing?

Who didn't see this coming?

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

A prickly pear or a pair of pricks?

I kinda suspect there are a few car fans out there in SlugLand besides me [shelby.com]

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

It's better on the curves.

Sorted by size... Why? 🤣

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

The penny dropped from your clue.

Lunch Time in Wuhan

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Osmosis in action.

He just LOVES it there, no worries

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

I had to get my (identical) cat down from the rafters this morning.

Probably gonna skip the "Soup Of The Day" today...

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Is that from Anal Garments?

No treats for YOU, Rat...

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Jackson seems unperturbed.

Biden inauguration prep

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Funny but true:)

I kinda understand that names don't always cross cultures so well but come on...

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Here we have ANL Landscaping! (Australian Native Landscapes).

Had a cat that was Joe Stud in our neighborhood, every new stray that came sniffing around when I ...

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Neutering, No! not happening. Strangely that reminds me of a joke. Did you hear about the drunk that went up to a policeman and said "can I piss on your wrist"? The policeman said "not on my watch".

Quite a conundrum

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

For some of the spiders we get in the house here you would need a hammer!!

Psssst, Hey You! Let me out of here!

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

That is so cute.

They're not wearing masks though.

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

They don't want a catastrophe!

CNN scrooges pounce and seize on First Lady Melania Trump's visit to DC children's hospital, bury ...

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

First Lady Melania Trump is a treasure.

Fuggin Thumbs Up Japs!

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

In Australia they pick them up and return in taxis.

Fascinating! When photographer Frank Carpenter took his first trip around the world in 1888, ...

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Thanks.

Cartoon Network can go piss off.

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Child abuse.

Nope, no fraud.

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

We are in the twilight zone!

Celebrate the occasion.

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Jana goes anal.

I don.t remember Golden Eye 64 being like this.

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Made in Nippon.

Just curious if activiists like this understand the echo of their self-rightedness gonna eat ...

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

No matter how many times she does this she is still full of shit.

I mean, not really that long ago, a sign like this would never have been inconceivable in America, ...

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

You can't defend yourself here in Australia either.

See, my Canadian neighbors, I always hated getting Paid too much as well, quite sad

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Idiots!!

I might be stupid but why bring him back?

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Joe needs more henchmen!

Congratulations President Elect Biden! With that said, I’m going to need some help from my ...

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Brilliant!!!

Even in faraway Australia, Globalists are spreading hate for Donald Trump.

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

My grandkids and friends children all under 12 have said to me how bad President Trump is, they learn it from school here in Australia, also on the news, really you can't escape it. There is as much propaganda here as in the U.S.. I feel that it is world wide. I try to counter it whenever I can, people don't know anything when asked why they feel the way they do. To me it's like we are in world war three and don't know it.

Not quite sure if this is an Armadilo or not, but they are quite placid, fun to have, had one for ...

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

He must be the taxidermy man.

Plus ........dammit iI laughed

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Nothing to add.

As far as Charlie Kirk fans goes here, probably not too many.

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Just needed a little face-time.

Biden and Harris use Sandy Hook anniversary to call for gun control measures- [bearingarms.com]

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

So it begins.

If you could have seen his expression when he walked out and turned the corner.

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Entrapment?

Really? We're doing boxing like this now? Even Thai boxing?

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: There is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits.

In the summer of '69, me and my asshole friends were running in the mountains of upstate NY, free ...

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

A little creepy.

Well, ok, creeped the fugg out here

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

"Adult collectible not a toy, ages 14+" She is younger than that. Agree, Creeped out is right.

Hey Mom? Not quite sure how I arrived here but some assistance would be nice?

guru comments on Dec 16, 2020:

This happens a lot.

Kinda thought there SHOULD be a price, quite the most expensive meat and all...

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

An elite shop!

Watched a show or two, never connected to the characters.

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Waste of time.

I understand there's some photoshop fuckarry going on here but I need to know the REAL face

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Could be her real face on her arm. Fuck knows:)

Your humble host may have had such a relevation back in his day

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Lucky Jeffrey!!

Just saying, maybe YOU first?

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

His sister wrote it.

Lids painted over freak me the FUGG out

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

What ever works!

Got invited to some crazy ass parties a few years ago, never saw a button like this but I would hit ...

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

The boogaloo was outt'a sight.

And it works. 🤪😁😆

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

President-elect!!

Still can't truly figure you gals out

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

"I would like something big for Christmas".

Known a few tretchorous bastards in my day, guess we all did

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

O.K. action!

Took a keen eye to find this dog within a dog, yet someone did

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Someones tripping.

Well, OK, it;s 2021 (almost) and we have evolved into hamsters...

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Some prick will burst her bubble.

Teletubbies turned 23 this year (slightly lewd) The first time Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po ...

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

That's a smart T.V.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bephjla1XCs

Miranda rights? Sure, I understand but I just can't hold my tongue....ouch, stop hitting

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

She's very arresting.

Nothing truly shocking here, that's how the 2021 models are made

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Saves space I guess.