Could have used one of these in my younger days

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Hoedown!

you can say that again

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

I saw a video showing the cars at the Biden rallies were empty.

Strange days indeed

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Toilet paper!!

I WILL admit to going out Strapped before in NYC, that tragic lake accident etc yadda yadda, but ...

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

"Always be prepared".

So damn dumb it's cute, ok, let the comments Roll

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

The two at the door! "No! I said kill the lights".

(admin) I post this on facebook and instantly get several fact checker rebuttals.

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Well he said it, fact.

I just found this shirt on amazon: [amazon.com.au]

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Fruit porn?

Tahliah Debrett Barnett (FKA Twigs) Sues Jewish Ex-Boyfriend Shia LaBeouf for Relentless Abuse – ...

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Shia LaBeouf is an imbecile.

This is how medias try to shape gun narrative- [bearingarms.

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Trying to destroy America, obvious.

How the left blatantly misrepresents Rittenhouse support- [bearingarms.com]

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

The video is all you need to see.

With the media so focused on super spreader events they ignore the biggest one proven to take place-...

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

"Between 200,000-300,000 Covid cases can be traced back to that event". Yet no MSM reporting? Disgraceful..

Ratio seems about right Joe.

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Ratio seems about right Mr. President.

You REALLY want to go laughing out your ass? Fine, I can't stop you

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

She just keeps butting in.

Sadly, people like this exist as we speak

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

Quite enjoying that tail heat, don't move

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Looks like an unsmoked dogend.

Just saying here, if you EVER find me putting sandals on a rooster, you have my COMPLETE permission ...

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Pussifing the cock again.

Interesting torture devices like this actually existed back in ancient Persia

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

It's undergrated.

If enough people come across to Slug, we can ZuckerKiss Mark goodbye. Just a thought.

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

That cracks me up.

She might barf in 3,,,2,,,1

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

I'm a bit slow on replies sometimes. I'm in and out like a honeymoon cock today.

Fine! Sometimes you gotta support the protesters

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Not naked for nothing.

Galaxy brain here...

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

That's a bit square.

We hope you said "I got treats" this can turn ugly in 2 seconds

guru comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Great pic.

Oy! You want to foight? I love brawling with ANZACs best foighters I ever battled

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Just friendly banter.

They shall tremble before me....

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

This sign has many layers.

Reminds me of Marcus Junius Brutus, "Friends, Romans, Countrymen..."

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Van Gogh mug.

Actually my dad instructed me on ways to start up a car wether you owned it or not, miss that old ...

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Ask my kids.

Poured concrete for a summer back in 70 something, this is a MAJOR up

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Quiet on the set!

Well, she tried...

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Blow.LOL

Bad joke! 🤣

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Does he do soup?

Need I say anything about this?

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

A Van Gogh!!

Someone actually took the time and expense to do this. Well done.

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Rooftop parking.

Paranoia is strong in this one

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Who is this really? Is that you dad?

Somebody please tell him...

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Don't beat around the bush! Your a little prick!

Yeah, fugg that franchise fee

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Owned by Little Mack.

No more freebies

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

More lip service.

I don't know how either

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Car safe space.

2020 will soon be gone. Not that 2021 is going to be any better. Anyway, I chuckled

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

I'm a little pip't at this post.

Cute Onesie

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

When the chips are down clothing line.

Degenerates gonna degenerate

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Framed again!

I have no idea how, I assume a volcano is close by?

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

The guy who built it was probably stoned.

Whoever designed this, well done

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

But what do you mark your page with?

Strippers gotta eat too

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Everybody, back t'work.

Really folks, DO NOT do this...

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Some Hungry Brazilian's cat?

I mean, he was probably accurate

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Believe me, I was surprised as he was.

He was just being honest

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

He wouldn't be game to.

He had plenty of time. Must have had other things on his mind.

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Maybe the rider is the one with no name?

In these days of CoronaChan you might have noticed Tent Outdoor dining (we have it ALL over the ...

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Could we take a poll on that one?

Dammit, I laughed (not Really lewd)

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Can you have "no comment" as a comment?

Booty call Requested

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

No defunding her.

Got oven blasted more than once

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Yeah looks like a real blast.

A new launguage has been discovered

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

But so far no-one is using it.

Perhaps NOT I was slow to wake up to the various types of propaganda, you know which type, just ...

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Open to interpretation.

Probably not gonna try even one

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Better get a test.

Oh Sacred Shit, this chick just blew my mind, yeah I know i'm a simpleton but i had to revolve my ...

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Don't know if she's coming or going.

Aint that many times but sometimes I LOVE us human bastards...

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Nice!

Meeting heroes can be nice sometimes

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

A reminder that life is good.

I would suggest that you do not do this

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

I think his name is spike.

Quite a few nasty streets here in NYC

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Fake butt here it is.

The first time i walked in to a bar and ordered a beer i was 14, quite tall and with brand new Pubes...

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

IAN: "Legless on tequila".

Seem nice there, I would probably grace it with a dump

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

What a crap view.

Behold the fierce tig....ok nevermind...

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Looks like sore knee country.

So what happens to our two party system if the vaccine, approved by a republican president, ends up ...

guru comments on Dec 14, 2020:

President Trump always gets the blame.

My place in Hell is already booked so why not post this?

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

That's hilarious and terrible at the same time!

Good Catch

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Her hubby thinks so!

Hoo boy, guess who's not getting hurricane relief in 2021, Oh shit, I forgot Kamala will be ...

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Moloch the merciless or is the Ming?

Don't like the new layout for Just Jokes and Memes.

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

It is a bit awkward!

You just KNOW that's a warm cup

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Adorable.

Sometimes a clever response will make me spit the proverbial coffee

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Better keep mum about it. (sorry)

Can you tell me how to get How to get to... Oh fugg took a wrong turn...

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

You can count on that!

Okay really dumb but kinda funny

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

She's right, come to think of it.

Too much helium? Rice and beans? Don't know, just posting here

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Made round to go around!

Trump Steaks REALLY was a thing

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Meat the press!

Yeah, don't contact the EX

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Yeah, three goes into one, six times!

Sorry folks, I just chuckled at the Rock

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Stoned again.

Not sure, I MAY have seen too much internet for the night, Well we'll carry on I guess

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Look out Hunter might be sniffin' around for some crack!

Well, I guess I'm gonna continue being stupid here, so let's have another one..

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Deck and Halls next time!

He;s kinda right

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Pulled a hat trick.

Yeah, that's where I keep my porno

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

The reflection in the glass is interesting.

Your day just got fucked the hell up

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Pretty straight forward, no puzzle there!

OH Abso-fuggin-lutley not! I confess to a fear of heights, yeah never joined the Airborne for that ...

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Not for me!

Dead people voting.

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Rigged world.

Sky News Australia. [youtube.com]

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

This is huge!!!

A Liberal's Guide to Labeling -- I don't know who made this meme, but it hits the nail on the head.

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Pretty accurate.

And just like that, MikeHunt became a climate advocate

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Sound advice.

Too late, Hon, got you on camera

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

What happens next!

Oh he TOTALLY looks thrilled

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Does that work outdoors?

Way too much F@ggotry in this pic

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Secured pussy.

Yeah, I don't think dropping the "R" and the "E" was an accident

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

It's a sign.

Yeah, Probably NOT going to interfere

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

The bear necessities!

Is it possible that this is not just a "false positive"?

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

WHO would know!

Well, I'm gonna sign off after this abomination, see ya in a day or two

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

On that note, will see you in awhile my friend.

Yeah, gonna take a REALLY Hard pass on that

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

No respect!

Almost feel bad for the dog

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

I've lifted my dog over my head,when she was a puppy, my goods exposed, to an aggressive dog. What was I thinking lol.

..........

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

It's amazing how often this is the case in public toilets. A sign like this would be useful.

[youtu.

guru comments on Dec 13, 2020:

That was awesome.

No privacy, no property: The world in 2030 according to the World Economic Forum- [zerohedge.

guru comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Morons.

NHS commercial terrifies kids by showing Santa stricken with Covid... [zerohedge.com]

guru comments on Dec 12, 2020:

No thought involved in this.

Dem Rep urges Pelosi to block 126 Republicans from Congress for supporting "insurrection or ...

guru comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Pelosi, Tales from the crypt.

The viral assault on small businesses... [zerohedge.com]

guru comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Big business seems immune.

Trump Shows Up Army/Navy Game and the Crowd’s Reaction Says It ALL [youtube.]

guru comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Brought tears to my eyes!